Well, as you know, the countdown to thirty is on in full force. I’ve received several interesting reactions to the pictures I’ve posted from each birthday. We’re up to birthday number 13, and I’m valiantly searching the scrapbooks and boxes for a picture of me from that year. You’d
think, with it being thirteen and all, that I’d have a bunch. So far I’ve found three pictures of people who came to my party, one picture of my niece with the top of my head beside her…and that’s it. I can see one more in my mind, but I have yet to find the picture. What’s in my mind doesn’t scan so well.
Anyway, our secretary (Lynette) says that a person should always celebrate one day for each year of life. I’ve done that before and it was fun. This year I decided to consult the fabulous Holidays for Everyday website to see what sorts of holidays exist in the month of May. I found dozens. I’ve made a list and I’ll inform you every day in May just what you can celebrate if you’re so inclined. J If you’re looking for good reasons to have a party, I can help. If you’re actually
having a party…I’ll be a guest.
But I learned through this valuable research that not only does May have daily (yes daily) events to celebrate, but there are also very special weeks in the month of May.
For example…did you know that the first week of May is
Water Detect-A-Leak Week? So I guess that means the constant dripping that occasionally borders on a steady stream coming from my shower faucet…should be addressed during May, week one? Or maybe I’m not supposed to notice it until then…
The second week in May is
National Etiquette Week. That’s when I get to camp out at the Wal-Mart and teach everyone how to drive their carts down the right side of the aisle. Or hang out on the bypass and teach drivers how to move INTO the turn lane before slowing to two miles an hour. So many options for education.
Nothing of major excitement happens the third week, but the fourth week is
National Shoe Week. A girl’s DREAM week! Oh the shopping we can do! I should start making a list. (Hey, I wonder if there’s a national list making week?)
And if none of these excite you…never fear. The entire month of May has a few highlights. Some of them don’t do a whole lot for me. For example, sharing my birthday month with
National Salad Month is not a big thrill. Somehow it makes me feel a little more guilty about all the additional treats I intend to partake in during the course of the celebration. It’s also
Correct Posture Month, and I’m just a miserable failure there. The more I slouch over my keyboard, the less people will notice I am actually sleeping on it, I figure. Woops, now the people at work know my secret. And speaking of sleep, May is
Better Sleep Month. OOH! So that means we’re moving back from Daylight Savings? ‘Cause that’s going to be the only better sleep I get!
But there are some pretty perfect celebrations happening in the month of May. I’ve already started one of them:
National Promote Your Ideas Month. I’m promoting the idea of celebrating every day! (And if May isn’t your birthday month, I’m promoting the idea of taking on a daily celebration in your own month.)
May is also
National High Blood Pressure Month. Not something to be excited about, but definitely something that fits me well! It’s also
National Photo Month. How great is THAT!?!? I figure May (in my life) is going to require an entire scrapbook album all its own. It’s
National Flower Month. I like roses if anyone needs to know. May is
National Scrapbook Month, which I’m going to need to hit pretty hard to keep up with all the festivities. And incidentally, it’s a month that I think diehard scrappers should automatically get off of work…so we can devote unhindered time to our passion.
And just a few more…it’s
Get Caught Reading Month, which is kind of every month for me, but maybe now I’ll have company in my boat. May is
Revise Your Work Schedule Month, or in our office, it’s commonly known as
Get Your Vacation Days Booked Before You Lose Them Month. And of course…
National Hamburger Month. Long live the Whopper Junior! (with cheese, minus onion…and is it bad that the Burger King manager knows that is my order without asking me?)
So welcome (almost) to a month of celebration…get out your party hat, and get ready for some fun excuses to eat extra dessert!