Multitasking

Typically I'm a pretty good multi-tasker, but I learned tonight that trying to balance watching the American Idol recording while doing laundry, eating dinner, making tea, sorting pictures, making two lists, and emailing...is not an easy task. Oh well.

Another thing I learned today is that I am apparently a left-handed driver. I was unaware of this, but my sore wrist did not easily turn the wheel and only when I couldn't use it did I realize how much I usually do! I also learned that clapping for a game - not easy.

Because of the multi-tasking, my Idol watching was severely distracted tonight, so my thoughts are all over the place and rarely about singing.

* Carly - Well in an attempt to say something nice, I will say that I was impressed with her very neat bed-making skill that she demonstrated in the video.

* Syesha - I really didn't like the song, but I just continue to love everything about her from the way she looks to her confidence to her charisma....she's just good. It didn't even bug me that the song was boring, because I enjoyed watching her sing it.

* Brooke - I was so excited that she sang a song I KNEW!!! This never happens. And it was exciting to hear how the song is really supposed to sound, because the only time I've ever heard this one was when Kate Hudson sang it in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. I loved everything about her performance. Brooke's. Not Kate's.

* Ramiele - All I can say is that it was a fun song. I don't think I paid attention very well to hers. Woops.

* Kristy Lee - I liked the shirt she wore.

* Amanda - Phats, I did like her this week. And go figure - the judges didn't. Her hair was a little Cruella deVille and that scared me, but I loved the song. Perhaps because it was another one I knew?

* Alaina - It was okay - I have nothing to really say - nice nails maybe?

* Alexandrea - I really appreciated the way that she seemed to seriously ingest the comments at the end. Kind of refreshing after the guys' flippant comments last night.

* Kady - I liked her opera voice. I think she and Robbie are in the same boat - they need to get to their OWN style.

* Asia'h - The third song of the night that I knew! I was scared for her because she was having a rough time with those notes. I thought she pulled it off well at the end, but I hope she gets well - so she can be back to her power notes!

Just Call Me Grace

I did an uncharacteristic thing this evening and went out...with the full knowledge that the weather could get bad while I was gone. Normally in my chicken-esque nature (no comment, Pastor Brian) even the threat of bad weather will keep me securely at home. But there was the promise of chocolate at a party...so how could I resist? I went, drove on a road that was a solid sheet of ice, watched the car behind me try various sides and angles of the road, and prayed my way into the driveway. (That Jesus Take the Wheel song comes in awfully handy sometimes.)

I enjoyed one of the allotted dessert intakes for the week, left the party, navigated my way slowly down that ice road again, and stopped by my friend Marie's house to drop off a haircut magazine. This would be the part where you can start to call me Grace. Mind you, Marie had texted me during the party to warn me that the steps in front of her house were slickery. I promised to be careful and grandma-walked my way up her steps (which WERE very slickery, I might say). I delivered the magazine and turned back toward my car. I walked slowy, clinging ever so carefully to the hand rail.

And suddenly, I was on my hiney. Even before I could think...I whipped my head around to see if she was watching. Who cares if anything was broken! I have my pride! She wasn't in view, so I called her to tell her she'd been right about that slickery business.

I thought I was okay, but my left wrist hurts a little more than I'd like to admit. I'm such a granny. I called my parents and told them I hoped they never were as hurt as I am. (Family joke.) Then I remembered my Dad had eye surgery this morning. Okay fine. He can take the pain award for today. I'll just keep icing the old wrist. :)

So while I iced...I watched Idol, and here are my conclusions:

* Michael Johns - Didn't like it as well as last week, though it pains me to admit that, because I really do like him. Or at least I like the accent.

* Jason Castro - I know Randy is a fan of the dreds, but they're still bothering me. He has a very pretty face (not sure if that is good or bad) but the song didn't really do much for me. And I think he didn't help himself by bringing such attention to his discomfort with interviews. I am not sure how he could live the "Idol life" if he doesn't like to do the PR work.

* Luke Menard - He is just as cute as he can be. If things don't work out, maybe Simon can add him to Il Divo. He has the look. I hate to admit this too, but I'm not sure I loved his voice tonight and the song totally lost me. But I'm not ready for him to go just yet.

* Robbie Carrico - I admit he has a good voice, but I'm kind of with the judges - I am not sure he's found his style just yet. I just can't quite become a true fan.

* Danny Noriega - Oh, Danny. Well, he can walk like a runway model, that's for sure. The cardigan scared me. And most of his song reminded me of that one guy on The Wedding Singer that sang back up for Robbie Hart...can't remember his name. George, maybe? I was glad Randy mentioned the vibrato because it drove me nuts.

* David Hernandez - I was surprised. I didn't care for him last week, really, but this week I did enjoy it. First song I really got into as I watched.

* Jason Yeager - Loved the hair improvement this week. I thought he did better than last week in that he seemed to have a lot more fun. But I'm scared for him.

* Chikeze - Way improved over last week from clothing to song, I thought. I loved his comeback to Simon about wearing the same thing twice on TV. That was classic.

* David Cook - I liked him last week and how could I not love him this week after finding out he's a word nerd!?!? I'm typically not a rocker fan at all, but like Chris Daughtry, he seems to be winning my attention!

* David Archuleta - I didn't get as crazy over the song itself as Paula did. But I thought he sang it very very well and I think Simon is right - he is a big contender in this. I really like him.

So this is Grace...signing off to go find a fresh ice pack. (Eyeroll.)

Bits for Sunday, February 24, 2008

I think I focused a little too much mental energy on that week of watching HGTV over Christmas vacation. I thought perhaps the purchase of the fat chair and the loveseat would have taken all the need to redecorate right out of my system…but apparently that was not the case.

Yesterday, after a stressful basketball game, I found myself making a beeline for the fabric store…the time had come to purchase material to recover the pillows on my original couch. And by recover, I mean “give Mom the sewing machine and the material and let her have a sewing party.” And of course it couldn’t just be as simple as buying some material and leaving the store. After choosing my fabric, I decided it would be nice to add some sort of tie around the pillow…and where there’s a tie, there should be a button to accent it. So over to the button display I trudged…looking for the perfect size and color.

I had enough material that I knew I could probably squeeze in at least one more project (and by I, I mean “find someone with necessary talent”) so I began mentally scheming a cornice board project. I heard (on HGTV…where else?) that cornice boards are the cure-all for a window with a boring rod. Well congratulations to me…I have three of those. So all the way home, I mentally designed some cornice boards.

Mid-design, I stopped at Lowe’s to price just a couple of things…I’m tossing around some ideas for the proper expenditure of my economic stimulus rebate…should said rebate ever actually arrive in my little hands. And of course that led to a whole different train of thought for a whole different day.

Anyway, today I was trying to think of something to write about…and though my week was incredibly busy…it was not filled with writing-worthy moments, so I was very much at a loss. I resorted to searching the bookshelves in the office for something – anything – that might spark an idea.

On the next to the bottom shelf I found a book I’d completely forgotten about…but just flipping through it has made my pillow-recovering, cornice-board-designing, economic-stimulus-spending-plan-dreaming seem like nothing at all.

What did I find? A whole book of floor plans.

I bought it at a garage sale for fifty cents ten years ago (approximately…according to the copyright date inside) and I still love looking at it. Perhaps one of the better spent fifty-cent purchases of my life.

Now some of you are, I’m sure, rolling your eyes, but I’m guessing one or two of you know what I’m talking about when I say that I love floor plans! I remember flipping through Mom’s magazines when I lived at home and ripping out the pages of home design. I made my own little notebook of dream homes. This book contains plans on a much smaller scale than most of those I ripped from the magazines, because this is a book of all single-level homes. But still…a floor plan is a floor plan.

What is it about these things that just makes me want to grab a hammer and start building? (Okay so maybe that goes a bit far.) I just love seeing ideas that never would have come to me.

The house on page 52, for example, has a rather oddly shaped home, but the whole thing is built around a central courtyard with a pool! Pool owners would tell me differently, I’m sure, but I think having a pool at home…well…if I had that advantage, I bet my sister and I would no longer have pictures with such contrasting skin tones. J

And the one just a few pages later – a whole private study directly off the master bedroom. Think of the writing that could be done in that house! I am such a sucker for any house that has a study.

Speaking of studies, I found another plan that has a study – with a bay window. A study with a window seat! How very Anne of Green Gables. All I’d have to do is make sure I had a Lake of Shining Waters out front and I would be all set.

Or how about the house with the entire master suite that has its own private porch with a hot tub! I could get used to that!

I found another one that I had apparently liked once before because the corner of the page was turned down…and this one has not only a master suite, but a private garden for the master suite…and a study just off the “art niche.” Well I suppose if I could afford this home, I could also afford a gardener, because otherwise I’d have to plant silk flowers.

I found more than one page that I stopped to gaze at today…and then discovered I had marked that page before. I suppose I can say that at least my tastes are consistent!

But realistically, I suppose that I should stick with shopping for fabric to recover my pillows…and the dream of cornice boards to cover the boring curtain rods. I’ll probably not give up dreaming about “the house” complete with its hot tub and bay window and private study…because you just never know. “Someday” could come!

So what do you think?

Last night was the junior high Sunday School class pizza party. We had .8 inches of snow falling at that time, so as you can imagine (Chris) I was thrilled to be driving across town to church. Actually I felt fairly confident in my skills. It was the IDIOTS around me who thought it might be fun to slam on their brakes and slide all over the road that didn't amuse me so terribly much. Finally, after the driver of the car next to me tested her brakes on a BRIDGE - I decided to switch roads and take my chances on a back road.

I climbed into the church van for my inaugural ride and Pastor Brian said, "Ever done a donut?" (Do I look like the kind of person who does donuts? I put on my seat belt to drive across a parking lot!) So, before I'd had a chance to search for said seat belt in the van, I found myself grabbing onto the seat because he proceeded to spin the van around the parking lot. I asked him if it was okay if there was a puddle in the seat.

But anyway, the pizza was amazing and we had fun...and the following item came up for discussion. He took a poll at our table, and I agreed with Stevan, the author of the blog that brought up the topic. Here's what he posted. What do you think?

The Sunday School song, “This Little Light of Mine” - sung by thousands of us church-kids growing up has been brought to new light (pun not intended, but I laughed out loud when Jess pointed this phrase out to me) this week in my life.

My beautiful wife ‘called me out’ on some of my lyrics as I sang them aloud:
“Hide it under a bushel, NO!”

To which she said, “No, No, No - it’s, ‘Hide it under a bush, Oh No!”

To which I replied, “you’re an idiot.” (maybe it wasn’t that harsh…)

She then got ’scientific’ on me and said, “a bushel is merely a unit of measurement and can’t actually impede the flame of a fire, but a bush is a literal object that could be placed above a flame to cause it to extinguish.” (okay, she didn’t really say these exact words, but you get the picture…)

To which I replied, “you’re an idiot.”

To which she replied, “Google-it.” (the solution to ALL marital strife)

A quick Google-search (more-importantly, a Wikipedia article) reveals that sure-enough a “bushel” is merely a unit of measurement, and not synonymous with the bushel basked we’re all familiar making with our cupped hand while singing this song. I also found enough lyrics defending BOTH of our “right answers” via Google.

So, stevansheets.com readership… what is it? Is it:

01. “Hide it under a bushel, NO! I’m gonna let it shine.”
02. “Hide it under a bush, Oh NO! I’m gonna let it shine.”
03. “Hide it under a bushel basket lined with fire-retardant fabric, Oh NO! I’m gonna let it shine.”

Please advise this twenty-something who’s childhood theology is based upon your answer to this question.

Half the Girls

I was at the basketball game from 8-9 last night, so I missed the first six girls. :( Actually I think I missed the first seven. I recorded it, though, so I'll watch that part tonight and add to my thoughts later. However, based on the recap I saw at the end of the show, I don't think I missed any of the best.

I started watching when Kady Mallory (the Britney Spears impersonator) sang. So from there, here are my thoughts.

* Kady - I thought she sang well, but I was kind of bored. I think Simon was right - she has much more personality when she's doing an impersonation.

* Asia'h Epperson - MAN she had some huge earrings! They hurt my ears just to look at them. But I just love her little peppy personality and she definitely woke me up from Kady's performance. I am a huge Asia'h fan, so I'm glad she did well.

* Ramiele Malubay - I will admit I was not thrilled when she made it into the top 12. Something about her bugged me and I couldn't quite identify it. I was distracted by her hair last night, but I have to say she was a really good singer and she started (only started) to win me over.

* Syesha Mercado - She is probably my favorite in this whole thing and I thought she did the best job of anyone I saw last night. She has the whole package and I hope she sails right through to the end.

* Carly Smithson - I am still not a fan. I don't know if I'm annoyed that she's in there when she already had a chance with a label or what. She kind of scares me - maybe because they keep that showing that clip from her initial audition when her eyes got really wide? But I DO have to congratulate her for saying being sick is not an excuse. GOOD FOR YOU.

Phats, You Were Right

And I was wrong. (You're printing this for posterity, aren't you?)

Okay, I admit. After I watched the guys' top twelve on American Idol, I did like a few more than I liked before. My thoughts:

* David Hernandez...didn't love it. Didn't hate it. Agreed with whatever it was that Simon said.
* Chikeze...found it HYSTERICAL that Simon called him Jacuzzi. Probably my favorite moment of the evening. Still laughing about that. Other than that, wasn't all that impressed. And I was a little annoyed that he argued so much with Simon.
* David Cook. I really liked it that he ditched the bright red hair he had in his first audition. I actually liked him, which scared me because I'm not into the rocker people, usually. But I did like him - at least tonight.
* Jason Yeager...here's one of the ones that I hadn't seen before, but I really liked him. Cute guy, cute son, and I think he's probably better than they gave him credit for tonight. I really liked him a lot.
* Robbie Carrico...didn't love it. Didn't hate it...really don't even remember much about it.
* David Archuleta - I didn't love the song he sang but he's so stinkin' cute! I know he's got the teen crowd, but he's a good little singer! He's got a fun personality.
* Danny Noriega...to quote the text I sent to Jessica, "Oh...my...word." That's all I have to say about that.
* Luke Menard - hey he is the Indiana boy! I didn't love that song, and I think he's probably better than he did tonight, but I will like him because he's from here!
* Colton Berry - I thought his comment about looking like Ellen was funny and true - but that was about all for me. Didn't love the song.
* Garrett Haley - I think he has better hair than I have, and that's not good. I totally agreed with Simon - it was boring and he needed to get some sun! :)
* Jason Castro - I really had a hard time getting PAST the hair, so much so that I really don't know anything to say. I couldn't focus on the song.
* Michael Johns - He was one of my two favorite guys coming into the top 24, and he remains there. I liked him.

Phats? Sarah? Natalie?

Bits for Sunday, February 17, 2008

Happy belated Valentine’s Day! Do you have any idea how hard it is to be on a dessert fast (for Lent) during Valentine’s season? Well I guess technically I’m not a hard-core Lenten “faster” person, because I do allow myself two desserts and two snacks a week. Let me just explain to you that I am, according to Paula Deen’s definition, a liberal dessert eater. I heard her say on TV that there are two kinds of people – liberal dessert eaters, who must have dessert at each meal, and conservative dessert eaters, who can take or leave dessert. Well, if they leave it, I’m takin’ it. I have dessert at every meal…and usually for two snacks a day…and sometimes, just for fun, I have dessert after my dessert just to polish it off. So I figure knocking it down to four a week is a fast for a liberal like myself.

So anyway, in celebration of Valentine’s Day, I made a huge batch of sugar cookies, complete with icing and sprinkles, and a batch of turtles, which I heard were very good. My allotment of two still awaits my next available dessert intake. And after I cooked all that food, I just sat and stared at it longingly.

But I did save a dessert and a snack for Valentine’s Day, and that evening a couple of my friends came over with my gift: brownie sundaes. Talk about a liberal dessert! A brownie and chocolate chunk ice cream and whipped cream and sprinkles and probably a few other things that I completely missed in my haste to enjoy a liberal moment.

Despite my love for all things sugar and chocolate, I do recognize that there’s more to the day than candy and flowers and cards. I know that many of you out there don’t care for the holiday – because you think it’s just another excuse for commercialism and needless material purchases. But a couple of years ago, I came to really savor this day and look forward to the chance to share love (usually of the baked variety) with others around me.

This year, though, my thoughts turned elsewhere. My “book of the month” for February is called The Best Thing I Ever Did for My Marriage. No, you haven’t missed any news…I don’t need this book. But I love to read ahead when it comes to life situations, and this seemed like an appropriate book for this month. It’s a compilation of short advice stories from fifty different women, and I am learning so much from my reading. Normally I find myself journaling things like “Ouch…hadn’t thought of that. Going to need to work on this one.” Thankfully I still have time!

These stories aren’t about how to be a better home decorator or cook. They’re the stories of the tough stuff…the overlooked stuff…the stuff that really makes all the difference.

I found wisdom in advice like this:

Helper is more than just a word. It’s a high and holy title. It’s not about something you do…it’s about who you are as a wife.

How draining and defeating it must be for a man to have every dream squelched because of an overzealous wife’s desire for personal security.

Don’t worry about what your husband is or isn’t doing. That’s between God and him. Concern yourself with your own behavior – that’s what you’re responsible for.

God doesn’t give us insight into other people’s faults so we can criticize them, but so we can pray for them.

And in the way that God does…He brought to my attention examples of people around me who live love.

I was walking on the track one evening – a little later than I normally go – and I saw a couple that I often see at the gym. I haven’t heard their whole story, but someone told me the wife had a stroke a few years ago, and now his number one job is to take care of her. I’ll see him bring her in and put her on the elliptical or the exercise bike and then come back for her after a few minutes, but anytime they’re on the track, he walks right behind her while she takes her uneven steps around and around. I’ve seen them there dozens of times, but this night she seemed tired. Maybe it was just because the hour was later…but I noticed that on the last couple of laps, she leaned all her weight against him and he walked and pushed at the same time. And that was such a great reminder to me of what it means to really show love. It’s about walking with someone…and when she can’t walk anymore, you walk for her.

I also went to the viewing of one of my friend’s dads this week. He was a man who wasn’t very old, but he’d been sick for many years. And while I waited in line, I looked at the pictures they had put up on a board…of days when the kids were little and he was the way I remembered him. And I thought of his wife and all these years that she had taken care of him and gone to visit him when he had to go to the nursing home…and how she raised the kids to be great adult. Yet every time I saw her, she had a smile on her face and a very sweet and gentle spirit about her. No bitterness and resentment spilling over from her life. She just kept right on loving.

So I’m thankful for these examples…from the book and from my life. I’m thankful for those who take the time to be a positive influence to my learning mind. And I’m thankful for a day that isn’t just about chocolate, but gives me an opportunity to think about what love really means.

Surprise Kids

Last summer, I posted a couple of times (found here and here) about a Focus on the Family broadcast that quickly touched a very raw spot in my heart.

For several weeks after hearing the broadcast and reading the book, my blood pressure remained in the upper registers, because I wanted to scream from the mountaintops that unexpected kids are worthwhile too. But I put the topic (and the book) away for a while. Last Sunday, I felt that I could bring this topic back into my life and do some writing of my own.

This is why I post now. If you were a surprise kid, and you have any feelings (good or bad) about what it has been like to grow up knowing that your presence wasn't planned by your parents, and you don't mind sharing your thoughts, I'd love to hear from you. You can email me at bekahsbits-at-yahoo-dot-com if you would like.

As a side comment, just today when I went back to locate those two posts to attach them here, I discovered that the author of the book Surprise Child left me a comment in the first post - apparently after I stopped checking for comments. I was not ignoring her feedback - I just didn't know it was there.

So my response to her words, in case she ever stops back to see, is this: Leslie, I do not think you are a horrible woman. I tried to make that clear in the letter I wrote to Focus on the Family and also in the things I posted on my blog. My hurt came not from you as a person but simply from the approach of the presentation. Let me reiterate that I don't begrudge you the feelings you experienced nor the right to share those feelings. I am aware that I don't know what it's like to be in your shoes, because I have not faced the situation. I have taken the time to wonder how I would react if I did face an unplanned pregnancy, and in those moments of wondering, I have thought of the fear, the questions, the uncertainty that I would no doubt face. I know those things are real and I am thankful that you were given the opportunity to share your story (as I said in my letter) - because other women do need to know they are not alone. I am truly happy to hear from your comment that women have written to you and found hope in your words and that lives have been saved. I in no way want to detract from that blessing and miracle. That is wonderful! But just as God gave David permission to call out from the depths and He gave you permission to share your call from the depths, I believe He gives permission for surprise children like me to call from the depths as well and explain that we have feelings in all this. I do not think that women surprised by pregnancy need to be told to shut up and enjoy the blessing. I think they need to be deeply loved, comforted, supported, and upheld, just as my mother was in her experience of giving life to me. But I also think that the resulting children need to be affirmed, loved, and given a reason to hope for their existance. I hope that though you may not have walked the road of being an unexpected child yourself (although perhaps you were...I do not know), you can somehow see that we also have struggles and it's okay for us to voice them...because in doing so, we can find a way to better understand the answers to the questions of why that we have. Thank you for taking the time to stop by and leave a comment for me, and please know that I did not respond earlier simply because I did not know you had left a note.

Here You Go, Phats...

...and any other American Idol buddies.

First of all...Phats, I talked to Nikki at the game tonight. :) We talked about you. The game was l-o-n-g and I hadn't had dinner yet, so I grabbed some fast food (consolation for losing the game) and came home to watch the Idol top 24 show, and here are my first impression opinions.

I was excited that the following people made it to the top 24:

David Archuleta (the 16 year old that Simon said had everything going for him). I think Simon was right - and I think that although the younger ones always struggle against the older ones - this guy might have a shot. So far I really like not only his voice but his charisma.

Kristy Lee Cook (the girl who went back to her original Amazing Grace audition for her last shot). I think she's kind of in danger of being a cookie cutter of a hundred other pretty blonde girls throughout the seasons, but I thought she had a good voice and she didn't annoy me, so I put her on my good list.

Brooke White (the girl who has never seen an R rated movie). And no, that's not why I put her on the list - although good job for her! I like that she has some unique quirks about her. I've liked her personality from the very first audition, and I think she has a confidence about who she is, but not so over the top that it's annoying.

Michael Johns (the one that Simon said in Hollywood had the best audition so far). Not sure what it is about him that I like so much - but I just really liked him.

And my top two favorites...that I was going to be DEVASTATED if they didn't get through - were Syesha Mercado and Asia'h Epperson. I loved, loved, loved them both. I thought Syesha did a great job of not begging for sympathy about her voice when she lost it...she competed fairly and with a good attitude. And Asia'h did a great job of pushing through even after just losing her dad.

Now for my other comments - the last two guys - Colton and Kyle. To be honest, I couldn't even remember Colton, but I thought he was a gracious winner, so good for him. And Kyle wins the most gracious defeat of the night. He was so very pleasant. Good for him. And good for his parents for teaching him those manners!

And on the last two ladies - Cardin and Joanne - didn't remember either of them from before, but I was happy (for self-esteem's sake if nothing else) that Joanne made it through. And I thought it interesting that Simon pushed away the weight issue. Hmmmm....could it be that he is learning?

And sorry, Phats, I was not thrilled that the rocker nurse made it through. She's going to have to win me over. Same with Carly - the one who had to drop out last time because of her visa? Not a fan at all.

So there. I only like 6 (potentially 8) out of 24 - my odds in the top 12 are not looking good!

It Could Be Worse, Part 2

A while back I posted this from a news report about newlyweds who found out they were actually brother and sister, separated at birth.

Today I saw this article, reminding me that again it could be worse...married and widowed all in the same day!

Bits for Sunday, February 10, 2008

I don't think I've mentioned much about this yet...but I did a very unbekahlike thing and purchased furniture a few weeks ago. This was the rather impulsive result of watching way too many hours of HGTV over Christmas break. As a result of absorbing designs, redesigns, and a little more designing, I have a mental overhaul for the bathroom, but the actual purchase became new furniture. My poor mother allowed herself to be hauled all over town while I tried to settle on exactly what I wanted.

Never before have I purchased real furniture. My first purchase was in college - a rather interesting-smelling love seat purchased for something like $20 at the Goodwill. Everyone should own a $20 Goodwill special during college. The thing was ugly beyond ugly and no amount of airing it out in the early fall sun quite got rid of that strange scent...if only the Febreze makers had scurried up their invention just a bit, I might have had a better smelling couch!

Once out on my own, my first from-the-store purchase was a black futon which served as my couch for quite a while. The futon came from Wal-Mart and had to be deposited into my car in pieces for the drive home. My ex-boyfriend assembled it for me and Kaegan promptly christened it with the shedding of his blonde fur. Never have a black futon and a yellow cat. Lesson learned. I still have the futon, but it's been promoted to a more proper function in the guest room.

And then came the Rescue Mission special. My first furniture grouping. A matching couch and love seat in the same strange 70's peach floral motif that matched my living room at the time. I felt as though I surely had "arrived" since I owned a living room set. But it had lived quite a life even before it came to be mine and at long last the springs began to stop springing...and it became quite uncomfortable, leaving me to search for something newer.

So I purchased a "new" couch - handed down from my boss, whose wife was in a redecorating mood of her own. I loved that couch - so much so that I can't bring myself to part with it yet. It's long and pillowy and makes a great place to take a nap. But over Christmas break, I learned that one long couch serving as the only means of seating in a room doesn't work well for company. My friend Lindsey and her Mom stopped by to see me, so I gave them the couch, and I sat on the floor staring up at them...reminding me of the days of story-hour. That's when I knew...I needed a set of furniture that worked well for lounging AND for entertaining...and fit in my strangely-shaped living room.

So I decided to be a grown-up girl and go furniture shopping for real furniture at a real store. For something that was made this decade, did not require a Febreze treatment, and did not require assmbly.

Enter....the fat chair.

The moment I sat in this chair in the furniture store, I knew...it was the chair for me. It's a chair and a half that reclines...and I told Mom I could comfortably gain 200 pounds without a care in the world. The fabric is soft and blanket-like, and I almost took a nap right there in the store. I ordered the chair in chocolate...I thought that was an appropriate fabric name for something belonging to me. I love my fat chair.

But I needed something besides a fat chair...and my living room layout does not support a couch AND another piece, so I opted for a love seat. I branched out (after all, I learned on HGTV that you can do this) and chose something from another grouping, because I decided I didn't want a matching set. This might qualify as the world's most pillowy love seat. In fact, if you actually want two people to sit on it, you have to take off the throw pillows becuase otherwise, it just does not work.




So this week the little furniture truck pulled up in front of my house and dropped off my newest decorating additions. Unfortunately I had forgotten the night before to remove the current furniture to make a place for them, so when the first delivery guy came in the house, he stared around at the very full room and said, "Uh, where do you want this to go?" I just shrugged and pointed to the walking space and said, "Oh anywhere is great. I'll figure it out later." He gave me a pretty puzzled look and clarified, "You don't want us to put it somewhere?" I shook my head and laughed...and he walked away probably muttering under his breath about crazy people who buy furniture and don't know where to put it.

I spent the entire evening figuring out the new placement, and I think it looks pretty good. My Dad agreed. My Mom just nodded her approval and added "You'll change the arrangement in three months anyway." I can't argue with her there. But she did like it...and I'm sure she'll like the next set-up just as much. :)

The cats...well...they weren't too sure about it at first. Kaegan didn't even try. He marched right into the next room and curled up on the couch he knew. Braeya gave it a shot...


And now I have to sit on the love seat because she has permanently claimed the very middle of this big old chair as her very own.

Let's hope she doesn't gain 200 pounds.

Skyepuppy's Tag

I was tagged a few days ago by fellow blogger Skyepuppy...and now I have a moment to play! Here were the rules of the tag:

Pick up the nearest book (of at least 123 pages).
Open the book to page 123.
Find the fifth sentence.
Post the next three sentences.
Tag five people.

It just so happened that when I read the tag, the nearest book to me was one I recently finished: In the Footsteps of Jesus. I've blogged about it before. The book is written by Bruce Marchiano, an actor who portrayed Jesus in a four hour film - The Gospel of Matthew. I had the book nearby because I read an excerpt in office devotions this week.

Page 123 happens to be the first page of chapter eight, which is titled "Dirty Feet and Rough but Gentle Hands." Sentences five through eight make up the entire second paragraph, so I'm going to post them all:

"I've never asked, but I can only guess everyone passes by that rock assuming it's nothing more than a tasteless attempt at interior decorating. But truth be told, that rock is no interior decoration at all. That rock, in fact, was specifically selected from a cornfield just off the Ventura Highway in Encino, California. And believe it or not, it played an integral role in our presentation of Jesus in Matthew."

Just as a matter of background, the rock Bruce is referring to is on a shelf in his living room alongside the crown of thorns he wore in the crucifixion scene. His explanation of how he found the rock and how he used it is quite a fascinating story, actually.

The entire book is...I don't know that just one word can capture it. It's thought-provoking, eye-opening, and certainly emotion-stirring. I know it's going to end up on my list of 50 must-read books, so I guess I'll work harder at a synopsis and post that later.

I don't know that I have five reading bloggers on my list who haven't already been tagged - so I'll leave the passing of the tag up to you if you want it!

Randomness

Skyepuppy - I am not ignoring the tag. I just have to sit down and write it out! That will appear soon, I promise.

In the meantime, I watched American Idol last night and have to tell you that I cried over the girl who auditioned 2 days after her dad died in a car accident. I can't remember how to spell her name, and I don't want to butcher it too badly, so I won't even try it. Anyway, that took incredible courage to stay and sing - and to sing the song she chose. I liked everything about her. I thought she had more than a good (and interesting) voice. She had a lot of personality. I hope she does well. (And it was nice to see Simon's softer side.)

I also watched the Biggest Loser. Or I tried. Between interruptions for Super Tuesday and interruptions for weather, it was tough to actually stay with the show. But anyway, I had a "fat day" yesterday, so I was hoping the show would both motivate me to get back on the elliptical and make me feel that it might not be quite as bad as it felt in that moment. Apparently it worked. I was eating a turkey sandwich by the end of it. (Not sure that is quite the way that should work.)

Braving the rain and the potential bad attitude, I also went to Wal-Mart to purchase a new curling iron. I'm in the middle of an "I hate my hair" phase, and I can't decide if I need to just tough it out until it grows a little bit longer or if I should just start over with something shorter. I thought (rather than killing almost a year's worth of work with one chop of the scissors) I would try a new curling iron to see if that helps. Apparently some irons require a certain amount of skill. Apparently I do not possess said skill. My trial run last night left me looking a bit like a frizzy eight year old. Fortunately it went better by this morning. Still not sure how I feel about the project as a whole.

Nine Months

It seems appropriate to me that in the same amount of time that it takes to create a new human life...a new life began for my sister's family this weekend. They got to move into their new home! The tornado that took their home happened nine months ago today - which is really hard for me to believe. It's hard to believe that only nine months after that sort of devastation, they could be in a brand new home. And in other ways, the tornado seems much longer ago than nine months...as I'm sure it feels to them too!

I'm anxious to see more of the finished product of the house - but in the meantime, if you want to see some random shots of Greensburg buiding green (the newest fad, if you watch much of HGTV), you can go here to see the town's official page. Under the resident tab is a photo gallery if you want to see some of the progress across town through the past nine months.

So, Lori - enjoy your new home! I shall be sending housewarming cookies shortly!

Bits for Sunday, February 3, 2008

This week has been fairly boring. I don’t really complain about that, because if the opposite of boring is crisis, I’ll certainly take the boring. But it does make it challenging to find something to write about when your life hasn’t presented you with any material.

So today’s thoughts are the height of randomness…all taken from the pages of a magazine. I don’t know if your mind does this or not, but mine will hop from trail to trail…I see something and it makes me think of something else. So this afternoon, when I didn’t feel very well, I curled up with a magazine from 2004 (time to catch up on my reading!) and started flipping through the pages. Fortunately it wasn’t a People magazine or something that reported a budding romance that is now four marriages old. But as I read…my mind wandered.

First I found an advertisement for the Honda Accord, which had the following quote: “Two roads diverged in a wood – and I took the one less traveled by state troopers.” My sentiments exactly. But state troopers made me think of emergency vehicles, which reminded me that yesterday as I sat at my computer, I heard sirens in the distance…which got closer…and closer…and much too close, really. Do you know how disconcerting it is to watch a fire truck pull up in front of your house…while you’re in said house? What did I miss? I started sniffing. Fortunately the truck kept creeping forward…something happening over at the neighbors. Still, it took a while for my heart to return to a normal speed.

Then I saw the ad for the Loreal sublime bronzing self-tanner lotion…which reminded me that I happened to notice last year’s rather unorthodox sock line remains incredibly tanned on both my legs…and I’ve definitely not been in the sun since early October. Should I start the self tanner now in preparation for spring exercise? Or just buy shorter socks? Of course then I’d have two unorthodox tan lines...

The summer gift guide had a section of must-have wedding gifts, one of which was a cordless drill. I never thought of a cordless drill as a high-profile wedding gift, but then again, I’ve never been married, so what do I know? But the cordless drill reminded me that last night when I stood up from scrapping (or rather when I scooted in the chair that Braeya stole from me, forcing me to stand beside her while I scrapped and she slept), I found a screw on the floor. Woops. Guess my self-assembly job on the chair didn’t go as stellar as I proclaimed. In my defense, I don’t think it came loose. I think I stuck it in the hole and never tightened it. That’s my story…and I’m sticking to it.

And speaking of Braeya…another page had a picture of a kitty next to the world’s best litter box…which reminded me of her insatiable need to be in the bathroom, and more specifically, flushing the toilet. This morning I almost helped her enjoy endless hours of that pastime. I was rushing around getting ready for church (the hair would NOT cooperate it, and my attempts to fix by adding more hairspray didn’t really help it…just made me more of a walking fire hazard) and I didn’t check the bathroom carefully – or at all – before slamming the door shut to keep her out while I was gone. I remembered something right as I walked out the door to church which made me go back to the bathroom…and when I opened the door, she scurried out. Woops. I guess the point of shutting the door to keep her from flushing the day away only works if she’s on the opposite side of the door.

The magazine had an oh-so helpful article to “insure promptness, cultivate allies, and show your appreciation in 35 situations” by giving pointers on the appropriate amount to tip. I now know what to do on all my next run-ins with a personal trainer, dog groomer, grocery delivery person, hotel maid, kids’ party performer, and bed and breakfast owner. Right. See, I eat at establishments with a dollar menu, and I shop at Wal-Mart. Tipping isn’t a frequently needed thing for me. (Although when I shopped at 6:30 in the morning this week to beat the pre-snow panic, I might have been willing to tip for someone to stand out in the dark and cold and load my groceries into the trunk and then take the cart to the corral!)

I found the section on summer looks (which I now like, because I’m usually about four seasons behind) and the cute little red sheath dress and strappy red sandals brought back a flood of unpleasant memories surrounding my Easter dress shopping experience last year. Perhaps I should start now for this year?

I also found an article about how to have a more streamlined life and checked through the suggestions to see how many of them I’d already incorporated. Put the kids to work – well, I would if I had any. Keep an everything datebook – check! Have a shredder ready – check! Prepare breakfast at night – wouldn’t the apple cinnamon cheerios be a little soggy by morning? Keep an ongoing shopping list – check! Write realistic to-do lists – check! (Do I actually have to do them?) Presort the laundry – check! Organize your hand-me-downs – check! (It’s called hang them in the closet and pick one to wear tomorrow.) Once I learn to minimize my trips to the kitchen garbage can, I think I’m in good shape.

I elected to forego the experiment of making pork scaloppine with a side of Tuscan bean soup, closed the magazine, and considered myself caught up to date…for four years ago.

If nothing exciting happens this week, I think that next Sunday afternoon, I’ll make cookies, and then I’ll give you the recipe.

Goodbye January!

Since today is the last day of the month (how did this happen?) I thought I would look back over these past thirty days, which have been very good. I made a number of adjustments to my life and schedule, but I'm so excited to see what the next eleven months will bring after seeing what happened in the first one!

* A Proverbs Run-Through. One of my commitments this year is to read through the book of Proverbs every month by reading one chapter per day. In January, I chose to read just the verses...no commentary, no study notes, no other influence. Just the text. I began to notice the themes that run throughout the bits of wisdom, and I definitely found myself under conviction more times than I would have liked!

* Forty-One Cent Stamps. What happened to letter writing? Oh, I know. The development of e-mail and the price of postage. This year (this decade, actually) I've committed to writing a letter every week...and it was so much fun this month to hear back from some of the people who received a letter. I don't do it to receive a reaction, but it is really fun to hear their surprise and excitement when they get something in the mail that does NOT require sending money.

* Loving Less. Another commitment for this year is to read one book every month on how to improve some type of relationship. My first book (because it came alphabetically first on the shelf) was Stephen Arterburn's book When You Love Too Much. I'd heard him interviewed on the radio about this book and decided to see for myself if it could offer advice on how to avoid repeating the dysfunction of past relationships. The book was tough to read - no girl likes uncovering all her faults and weaknesses. But by the end I had a lot of hope that through significant work (and probably an equal amount of tears) I can someday find myself in a relationship that is healthy.

* Learning About Mornings. I started doing part of my devotions in the morning, and while I'm still not a fan of pre-noon hours, I'm already seeing a difference in my heart after spending even five or ten minutes studying Scripture before beginning the day in earnest.

* Fully Alive. The good old "Fully Alive in the Spirit" chorus is my theme song for this year, and I've tried to relax a bit this month to allow myself to live out its words. Long naps if I'm tired, sleeping in if I had a late night, disciplining myself to exercise, walking away from the TV in favor of reading, hanging out with my newfound buddies at the ballgames, cooking up a storm, squeezing in a little shopping, writing for fun, renting movies, impromptu trip-lets (that would be miniature trips, not 3 children), choosing to sit for ten minutes if Braeya feels like snuggling up...all this is not very Bekah-like, but I'm truly having a blast!

No to the Snow

I heard this morning that we could get some nasty weather soon. Of course you know how weather predictions go; it could end up being nothing at all.

Even so, here's what I hope we do NOT get. I found these pictures Sunday evening when I was sorting.

This is Dad, and buried somewhere in that coat is me, with my dog. A chihuahua. Her name was Lassie. Stop laughing. This was the snow Dad had shoveled (by hand...snow blowers were not around then) in our driveway. I'm guessing it was a snow day.


But even worse than what he had to shovel was the drift that showed up of its own accord. Yes, that is the roof line in the top of the picture. As in...right above the drift. Looks like I was pretty excited about the snow. Clearly I didn't have to help with said shoveling.

And Lassie just looks like she wants to get away.


Lassie was the epitome of "man's best friend." I first met her when she was just a few days old and she was the sweetest little dog. My Mom did not permit animals in the house, but Lassie got more than her share of exceptions. Dad trained her to recognize the edges of this bathroom rug as her boundary. Whenever we'd bring her inside, she'd go right to the edge and peer over, but she would not even dare to put one paw on the carpet. Her best trick was howling. I would sing (a sound similar to howling) and Lassie would howl right alongside me. She was literally the best dog ever - even Mom said so. We had her for about a year before she simply disappeared. Dad still says that he had a harder time with losing her than even I did - and I was absolutely devastated. I remember that day when he had to tell me she was gone. He couldn't even offer me a good reason because he just didn't know.
If I were to ever get another dog, I would want one just like Lassie.

Bits for Sunday, January 27, 2008

I just woke up from one of the longest naps I’ve taken in a while. It was such a long nap that I even dreamed my parents stopped by to see me and while I was aware that they had arrived, I couldn’t figure out how to get off the couch and to the door to let them inside. Fortunately that was just a dream. However, literally five seconds after I did roll off the couch, my doorbell rang. Some college students were walking through the neighborhood asking how they could pray for people. As I stood there with a rumpled skirt, bedhead, and one half of my face probably imprinted with a selection of letters from the “Princess” pillow, I doubt I needed to offer any verbal request.

But my need for a long winter’s nap had little to do with winter and more to do with a reward for surviving the solo teaching experience of junior high Sunday School this morning. (Brian, this whole week is just for you.)

I think I’ve told you this part before, but as a refresher…last fall? Early winter? Somewhere in there, anyway, Pastor Brian asked if I wanted to help him teach the next round of junior high Sunday School. I wasn’t too sure about it, because in general, I’m petrified of teenagers. I remember being one, and I didn’t care for it. I remember having them for peers, and I didn’t care for that either. I wasn’t sure if I could handle being tossed back into the midst of this age group…but I agreed. And really, the class we have is full of great guys and girls who have surprised me with their knowledge of random Bible facts, their vocabulary, and their ability to eat more donuts in one hour than I thought humanly possible. (Never underestimate the power of growing boys.)

I’m learning so much about life in the junior high hallways (which has subsequently made me grateful that I walked those halls years ago when I did, and not today), PS2/X Box 360 (and a host of other game ensembles that have more acronyms than I encounter in my acronym-laden job), and just a tiny bit about football, but not too much, because any time a group of guys converges to talk sports, it becomes a talk-over-each-other match that tops anything a group of girls could do.

And in the middle of all that, Brian and I are trying to figure out what junior high students do and do not know about God and the Bible. He and I had this conversation (via email) a few weeks ago and decided perhaps we’ve been assuming too much. I assume that because I learned to look up Bible verses in second grade Sunday School (thanks, June!), all kids know how to look up verses by the time they enter third grade. When I shared that theory with Jon and Julie last weekend during my visit to their new home and church, Julie told me that not only can the third graders not look up verses, they’ve learned that people in their late twenties start every verse look-up in the table of contents. That blew my mind. I told Brian that I assume these kids know that there are 66 books in the Bible – 39 in the old and 27 in the new (thanks, Corrine!) and how to at least sing all 66 books if they can’t recite them otherwise (thanks, Chuck!). These are all things I learned in opening exercises in Sunday School.

But wait. We don’t have opening exercises anymore. As we discussed that, Brian realized that his kids haven’t ever been in a church that still does opening exercises. I think at that point, our email conversation became more about “the good old days” than how to move this forward with the kids we have.

So this morning I drove to church, knowing Brian wouldn’t be there, and not knowing what to do with my handful of junior high kids that may or may not know what I assume they know.

I took food. I was at least smart enough to know that my chances of not being tomorrow’s cafeteria talk were greater if I presented an edible offering to the hungry boys. I prayed that at least one girl would show up, knowing I would be far less nervous if I had one shred of fellow estrogen in the room. (Thanks, Lauren, for saving me!)

While the boys devoured the cinnamon rolls (a couple of the rolls were kidnapped by the high school class next door who came over under the guise of “checking to make sure a teacher showed up”) I asked how the week went. This was met with the signature shoulder shrug and accompanying, “Okay, I guess. I don’t remember.” I walked right into that one.

I began with a quiz (I so should have been a real life teacher. I would be the cafeteria talk) over what we learned last week. I found the quiz online and took it myself. I missed one. I was pretty proud when the one I missed wasn’t even a source of contention for them. I guess they listened better than I thought. So the quiz went over pretty well…and that was when we discovered the chocolate milk in the refrigerator had frozen.

(In case you’re not aware, semi-frozen chocolate milk being squeezed out into a plastic cup is quite hilarious and must be given its moment before continuing.)

So once the humor of the milk had gone by the wayside, we launched into our discussion of Moses killing the Egyptian for beating the Hebrew. Let me tell you how much a group of four junior high boys loves such a story. When I asked how this guy might have died, one offered me a full acting demonstration complete with staggering, choking, and multiple sound effects. He was pretty good at it!

I tried to ask why Moses didn’t try to reason with him first…why he just went ahead and killed the guy, and they looked at me like I was slightly crazy. They said “He did! But the guy didn’t listen, so that’s why he pushed him off the scaffolding.” Apparently instead of renting My Big Fat Greek Wedding Friday night, I should have rented The Prince of Egypt. What was I thinking? I tried to submit that perhaps it may not have happened just as the movie said, but I’m not sure I was very convincing. Incidentally, when I asked how Moses knew he was a Hebrew and knew that he belonged to the people being oppressed, one of the guys told me that it was because when he walked among them, he heard his sister singing the song his mother used to sing when he was a baby. (Good work, Prince of Egypt writers. Wouldn’t have thought of that angle.)

So anyway, we got through that part of the story, the milk thawed, the cinnamon rolls AND the donuts that came in later were eaten, we found a couple of prayer requests, and someone did pray.

And I…took a nap.

Miss America, Raspberry Pie, and Goal Tending

Three things that have nothing in common once you leave this blog post. :)

I'm taking a break from watching Miss America. Yes, I admit, I'm a sucker for beauty pageants. I've been watching bits and pieces of the Miss America reality show on TLC this month, so I already had some favorites before the pageant even aired. In case you're not aware, "they're" (who is "they," anyway?) trying to reinvent the image of the pageant, because it has been declining in popularity in recent years. So these ladies have been in training for the last month trying to "de-pageant" the pageant and make it more modern. I'm impressed with a lot of the changes, but the talent round just ended and I sincerely felt like I'd just left a snippet of Miss Congeniality. (Complete with opera, out of control tutus, and baton twirling.) I'm interested to see how it ends though. Miss Indiana is still in the running, so that's exciting.

In other news today, I made my first ever raspberry pie. I love to cook, but my mother is kind of the resident pie making champion for the greater tri-county area. (Not as in REALLY a champion...it's just that she's really really good at it, so why should I learn to make pies?) But tonight I just decided I wanted pie. Real pie. Not a deli pie made last week or a frozen pie crust with a can of filling. A real honest-to-goodness, from scratch pie. And I did it! A small puddle of the filling took up residence on the bottom of the oven (woops!) but the pie tastes so good. I'm not quite the crust-maker that my Mom is, but it sure wasn't bad for a first attempt!

And finally, proving that I can take in knowledge on the weekends, I learned new things at the basketball game today. I've been going to ball games this season and am gradually learning to cheer on my own and not as a response to the cheering of those around me. I came into the season knowing little more than how to recognize a free throw and the proper stance to take during the national anthem (which is more than I can say for a significant majority of the student body...but I digress) and each game, I learn a little bit more. Today I learned (thanks Ronda, for teaching me this one!) about goal tending. My day is a success.

Agitating Agitators and Other Life Adventures

Remember that one day when my sheets were eaten up by the agitator in the washing machine? Well today it was my best work pants. What is it with my washer? I threw in a load of laundry tonight, including my one and only power suit for work. When I went to move the clothes into the dryer, the pants were firmly entwined under the agitator. I was rather unamused, as you might expect. This time, though, I didn't push or pull. I just left them and called my Dad. Thank goodness he hasn't moved on to his next surgery yet and is available for washer emergencies!

This evening has been a comedy of God making a point to me, I think. I was so excited to have a night at home and I planned to write the night away, take in a little American Idol, and go to bed early to ward off the cold that is threatening to invade me. As I was driving home, my friend Faith called to see if she could stop by and pick up some stamps. Well, sure! So she stopped by with her two kiddos (Braeya shot me a look when she saw a 2 year old ambling up the front steps) and we chatted for a few moments. I walked her back to her truck and she stuck the key in the ignition to warm it up...dead. So we unpacked the kids, brought them back in the house, and hung out while we waited for her husband to come over and fix the problem. When he walked back outside after getting the keys from her, Hannah (the two year old) shouted behind him, "Hey Daddy! Mommy needs the battery fixed on the truck!" We were cracking up.

So Faith and I had a great time catching up - something we've had little time to do since baby number two arrived before Christmas - but I didn't get my writing done. When I sat down to do the part that absolutely had to be done tonight, I noticed the verse I would be writing about was "Many are the plans in a man's heart, but it is the Lord's purpose that prevails." Point taken, God. It was really refreshing to catch up over scrapbooks and watch Hannah chase the "killy" (that would be the ever uncooperative Braeya). That was a better plan than the writing - which will still be here tomorrow.

But speaking of scrapbooks...just had to share this with you. I went to visit my friends Jon and Julie last weekend. They used to be my neighbors just around the corner, but Jon took a job as the youth pastor of a church about an hour away, so now I don't get to see them every week. :( I went to see their new digs and the church where Jon works...and Julie had found a little gift for me. These are magnets:
Does this girl know me or WHAT?!?!?

Here is Jon outside his office in the church. "Pastor of Youth." Apparently "pastors of youth" make their living as grown up teenagers...drinking pop from sour candy straws.


And here's me with little Julie - we were so tired by this time! I rewarded myself for driving home (in the dark, without directions) without getting lost...by stopping at Starbucks!