This week marked a big event in Bekahland: ten years in one job. In some ways, that doesn’t come as a great shock to me. I am not one for change, and I am one for loyalty. And yet when I think back to some of the stuff I’ve survived in that ten year span, I’m surprised I made it.
In true Bekah-fashion, I threw a party at work, complete with the essential C’s: candy, confetti, cupcakes, and chocolate milk.
And for good measure, I threw in pictures of the top ten hair disasters for the decade – ranging from the “Angry Amish Boy” to “Neon Orange” to “David Phelps’ Twin.” Good times.
I also pilfered through the chronicles of my life to find some priceless moments, and today I’ll share a selection of them with you.
• My college roommate acquired a fish, which I fish-sat for over a vacation. She ended up leaving him with me, to be the official mascot of the office. Students loved that little fish. They would come in just to see him. And then came “the day.” The day when the fish became a floatie. Except he didn’t float. I walked into the office to find his little head stuck between the rocks at the bottom of the bowl. My friend Lisa and I sneaked the fish bowl down to the ladies’ room and gave him a proper flushial.
• One day I wore my Easter dress to work. It was a little more above the knees than I remembered. I had to meet with a family about a student’s aid, and normally such meetings would take place in our conference room. Unfortunately, that day, it was occupied, so we had to have the meeting in my office. Without a table to hide under, I was dreadfully aware of the dress. I tried to listen intently, but now and then I became distracted by the hem of the skirt. During one such moment, I heard the dad say, “Great legs.” My head snapped up and a look of horror crossed my face. Only then did I realize he’d said “Great Lakes…” of student loan lending fame.
• I try so hard to return phone calls in a very timely manner, and one day I was hurrying to get them all returned before the day ended. The very last return came right at five, and in my haste, I blurted out to the answerer of the phone, “Hi Rebekah, this is Vera.”
• The Free Application for Federal Student Aid is a form we work with on a daily (hourly?) basis. It’s called the FAFSA for short…unless you’re one of the people who have pronounced it to me in any of the following ways over the last decade: FATSMA, FATSA, FAZMA, FAZFEE, FASKA, FASHEE, FAH-SAH, The F-A-F form, FAXA, and FASHA.
• I’ll spare you the details of a few, but the fine folks of my office have also survived hearing about some of the best stalkers, creeps, and weirdos of the decade. I will share with you my favorite, however. I took my friend, Rachel, to a restaurant to introduce her to the greatness that is its food. (I’ll leave out the name to protect the innocent.) We enjoyed a lovely dinner – just the two of us in a side dining room. Toward the end of our meal, two rather questionable looking and obviously drunken men entered the room. They offered us a smoke (which we declined) and proceeded to interrogate us. Was I Rachel’s mother? (EXCUSE ME???? We’re about three years apart!) Were we students? And finally – Did we have plans for the weekend? If not, did we wanna “boogie woogie?” With that, Rachel grabbed her purse and stood to leave, causing me to follow suit. She firmly announced, “We can’t. We’re married.” As I scurried out behind her, I called to her, “Wait! To men or to each other?” Really, Bekah? This is your main concern at this point in time?
There were other things, but apparently some of them are ONLY funny to members of the office. But hopefully this gave you at least a little chuckle for today. And who knows! If I stay around the office for another ten years, I’ll have a whole new list…and I’d be okay of the boogie woogie brothers didn’t reappear…
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