Sunday, September 30, 2007

Bits for Sunday, September 30, 2007

It has happened – again. Writer’s block. I love the Sundays when I sit down to write and something just rolls out of my brain and onto the screen and a few minutes later – BOOM! The “bits” are written. And then there are the weeks like this one – where I keep procrastinating for another half hour. I watch another TV show, bake another batch of cookies, visit another blog, go for another walk, hoping that something will trigger an idea in my mind.

Today I have nine dozen (wonderful, I might add) cookies on my kitchen counter and no thoughts rolling through my brain. Then it occurred to me that long ago, I purchased a book for just such an occasion. It’s called Room to Write, and it contains page after page of ideas intended to spark writing during the times of blockage. I paid $6.48 for it, according to the price tag – which is still on the book for some very unBekahlike reason – so I might as well actually open the book and use it!

The prompt said, “Most of us write because we love to read. You have to love words and what they do to you to want to spend so much time wrestling them.” The “assignment” at the bottom of the page said, “Today remember a writer who called you to write.”

Well I don’t remember a particular writer who called me to write, though I certainly gobbled up books at an alarming rate when I was growing up. My parents thought they were saving money by not having cable. They probably spent as much in books over the years as they would have spent on that cable bill!

But if someone were to ask me why I started writing…here’s what I would say.

I loved to write before I could put words on paper. When I was a little girl, I loved to tell stories, and I would tell them to anyone who listened. Grandparents, sisters, parents, unsuspecting passers-by, and when all else failed, a line of baby dolls which I may or may not have bothered to dress for the occasion. And my stories could go on for days. (See how not much changes in my life?) Mom said I skipped from the monumental “first word” status to straight paragraph talk. And though I couldn’t spell words or scribble out letters on paper, I had things to say – so I spoke my stories.

Then I discovered the world of writing – probably in upper elementary school. Just little short stories. Little bits of fiction. Attempts at mirroring the Mandie books or Little House on the Prairie books or any number of Janette Oke books that filled my bookshelves in my bedroom. I remember one of my first “big” attempts at writing was a novel that I never finished – and probably never will finish. It was about a girl named Jensine who lived back in the pioneer days. I remember that she was an orphan, and I remember that for my age and training level, the story line was surprisingly put together.

I dabbled in keeping a journal – a diary, back then. I never succeeded very long because the books I bought were actual diary books that had dated pages, and I felt very limited by that page boundary. Some days I couldn’t squeeze everything I had to say onto the tiny page allotted, and other days, if I couldn’t fill up an entire page, I felt like a failure. (To this day, if I am writing in a workbook of some sort, I will write until every line is filled, whether or not I have something meaningful to say on that line. I hate unused lines.) Once I finally learned about generic blank books, I became extremely disciplined in keeping a daily journal entry. I think I’ve been doing that for almost fifteen years now.

I was in high school when I discovered that I could actually major in writing when I went to college. That appealed to me, as my drive to follow my original career paths of secretarial work, teaching school, or nursing had waned severely. So I enrolled in college as a writing major. I gave very little thought to what I would actually do with that once I finished school. I was just happy to have a major.

My school was blessed with great professors who challenged me (sometimes too much, I used to think) and allowed me to grow as the writer I was – even if what I chose to write didn’t appeal to their tastes. I quickly learned that writing fiction, which is what I thought I wanted to do, was not really my passion. Even more quickly, I learned that poetry was out for me. (That was a rough semester of patience from my professor who gently wrote in my final portfolio, “I don’t think you are first a poet-writer, but you do this well too.” What a kind way of saying “DON’T DO THIS EVER AGAIN!”) In one rather torturous class, I learned that technical writing was not even close to being my gift.

But while there, I learned a craft. I learned how to weave humor and seriousness into the same article. I learned the fine line between teaching and preaching. I learned how to take what I know and mold it into something with personality.

One of the greatest gifts I ever received as a writing student, was a note that a professor tucked inside a portfolio I had to submit at the end of the semester. I don’t even remember which writing class I took that year, but we had to submit a journal entry every time we met for class. The entries went in a rotation of three topics – one about something we’d read (because a good writer always reads), one about the world (because a good writer always observes what is happening in the local world and the larger world), and something about life (because a good writer always finds a way to teach from life experience).

In the flap of the portfolio, she wrote a beautiful note that encouraged and affirmed my chosen path. She told me that I was diligent and gifted and that I was the real deal in a crowd that perhaps held some who were not the real deal. She ended the note by saying, “You know how to persevere. I’m very proud of you.”

I’m pretty sure I cried when I read it. Gaining her approval was one of my highest goals as her student. I don’t share that with you to boast in any way, but to say that this is the note that keeps me writing when I want to quit. Writing is a lot of work. It’s a commitment that I keep every day of my life – either in journaling or blogging or working on things for publication. It takes a lot of time, it’s vulnerable, and sometimes it exposes way too much of my heart. I’ve read back through that college assignment enough to know it really wasn’t my best work ever. But she saw potential in me – and I am determined to make the best use of that potential, even if right now, it’s not my bread-winning job.

So why do I write? I write because block or no block, I can’t breathe if I don’t write. If I try to skip it, I’m miserable. I write because before I could write, I spoke the stories. I write because I have to put onto paper (or screen) the things in my heart. Maybe only 1/8th of it is worth keeping. But I never know when something worth keeping will spill out – so I have to write until my hand hurts – and then later go back and look for the treasures.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Floor Joyces and Fall Decorating

It's been a while since I offered a Kansas update - so here you go! This coming week marks five months since the tornado, and while the "worldwide fascination" of the storm has gone, apparently the gawking hasn't. Lori said that you know it's bad when six year olds say "Oh no - more cameras?"

The Discovery Channel is doing a documentary series on the rebuilding - and even if six year olds are tired of cameras, I'm kind of glad they're doing it because it will give me a chance to see progress from a distance. And Leonardo DiCaprio is hosting it so it can't be all bad on the eyes either! :)

This past weekend was football Homecoming, and my niece was in the court - so that was exciting! One of her best friends was crowned queen, so I was excited for her! (She's a lot of fun.) Apparently not only did the local news out there cover the festivities, but some footage of it made its way to Indiana, because my friend Jenny said to me this week "I saw Lori on TV!" I said, "Lori who?" She said, "YOUR SISTER." Oh! That Lori! I guess she was in full view of the parade route. And I missed it! :(

Construction on their home is coming along - though it seems to me to be very slowly. The basement is done and all sorts of other little projects about which I, not being a construction guru, don't remember the details. Sorry. But yesterday Lori said they were working on the floor joists - or as they call them out there, "floor joyces." That cracked me up. So I guess it's coming along!

Meanwhile they are very busy running around to various places for volleyball games. Senior night was this week and Cassie was honored then. Well, and some other people too.


Back in Bekahland, I'm enjoying some time off work. I came home at noon yesterday and laid down for "just a minute" and woke up an hour later. Apparently I was very tired! I'm just kind of taking it easy - got the fall decorating done - at least for the most part. I washed all the windows and began the weekly ritual cleaning too. I'd planned to scrapbook today, but my Dad called to say he was coming over to finish some Habitat for Bekah projects (caulking on the roof, hauling away tree limbs) so I moved all the icky chores to today's plan so I can be "helpful" to him and will scrapbook tomorrow!

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

So about this Bachelor...

I really did not intend for my fall lineup to include the Bachelor. I actually didn't even know a new season of the Bachelor was about to start - other than my friend Jenny telling me he was a cutie. (She was right about that!)

BUT....last night when I got home, it just so happened to be coming on, and I was about to try the exercise ball, so I figured why not watch? (I very nearly stopped before I started because try #1 of the exercise ball was done barefoot and I slid straight into the entertainment center due to lack of secure footing. WOOPS!)

So here's my thing. I like this Bachelor more than most, because he seems to be a little more - with it? But these girls! I'm sure that in real life, many of them possess an ounce or two of brain power, but the things they did last night to try to get the first impression rose were, as our secretary would say, beyond the beyond. Showing off your webbed toes? That says "pick me?" Turning into a human pretzel in an evening gown? Singing off key? Sure it makes him remember you, but um....maybe not in the way you wanted him to remember you?

As usual, I was sucked in by the teaser at the end of all the coming attractions this season, including whatever drama eventually brings in the ambulance.

Though it makes me roll my eyes, I guess my fall lineup has officially started.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Bits for Sunday, September 23, 2007

According to the ticker above, Daylight Savings Time ends in forty days. I have now moved into the “Lent mentality.” If I can survive forty days of (whatever I give up any given year), I can survive forty more days of my brain and body being in a different time zone from my posted work hours.

According to my calendar, fall has arrived. And what a beautiful fall day it is! Sunny – and warm enough to keep the summer clothes in circulation for another day.

But I have to admit – I’m kind of ready for fall. NOT ready for raking leaves. Allow me to make that clarification up front. That’s the one part I’m dreading. But I’m ready for all the other excitement that fall brings to my life.

* Fall cleaning. I don’t really do spring cleaning. (I’d blame it on exhaustion brought on by changing into daylight savings, but I didn’t do spring cleaning before that business started, so I guess that won’t work.) But I do feel better after reading on a website that if you’re only going to do one major cleaning a year, fall is the one to do. Yeah. I knew that. That’s why I chose it. And my fall cleaning has begun. This week I cleaned the carpets and reveled in the satisfaction of tossing out murky water. (At least one of you understands that joy, I know.) I knocked down cobwebs and rubbed some orange oil into the wood on the buffet to give it a pick-me-up. The cleaning isn’t done. I’ve got windows to attack with a fury, more cabinets that need pick-me-up attention, and a few tubs waiting to be hauled into the attic.

* The great wardrobe switch. This is still awaiting me, but this is one of my favorite things about season changes. I am convinced that the change of seasons was designed partly for women who are tired of their current clothing selection and need new options without spending money. I love pulling everything out of the closet, sending away the clothes that I’m officially done wearing for life, folding up the rest, packing them away for half a year, and pulling out the alternate season of clothing. I always find things I forget I had, and for at least a month, I feel like I’m wearing brand new clothes every day! Another fabulous part of the great wardrobe switch is finding all the super/extra/final markdowns on clothing and shoes – especially the stuff I staked out at the beginning of the season and now can finally afford once it’s 90% off.

* New decorations. Probably later today I’ll venture into the attic and drag out the tub of fall decorations. I love the oranges and yellows and browns that I tuck into corners here and there to perk up the house. The cats love playing with the newspaper packing while I rearrange the décor. Hey, whatever keeps them out of my decorating is fine with me.

* Fall candles. I have an unhealthy addiction to candles – and some of you know that in the winter, that’s primarily how I heat my house. But even though I burn candles year round, there’s something about the fall candles that I love the most. When Angela lived here with me, we both liked the Yankee candle scent of Harvest. Every year we’d wait for that one to go on sale and then we’d burn it every day – it has an amazing scent. Last night when I was in Wal-Mart (go figure) – I stopped by the candle aisle to see what they’d brought out for the fall and I’m excited to head back after payday to stock up on candles for my candle garden!

* Trip to the apple orchard/pumpkin patch. I wonder if I think apples are only available for purchase in the fall. I rarely buy them except when I make my annual trip to the apple orchard and pumpkin patch. Maybe they’re better when they come straight from the orchard. I’m not sure. But going to the orchard is one of my favorite things to do – choosing the perfect pumpkins for my porch and mini pumpkins and gourds for the table inside. And then of course, the apple selection. And with that comes the making of one of my favorite cakes that my friend Lois gave me the recipe for – this perfect spice cake with bits of apple in it. Slather some whipped cream on top and have a cup of coffee with it – it’s the perfect breakfast, snack, or dessert.

* Colors! Maybe I love fall because I love color and fall has so many of them. Though I detest raking the leaves, I love the beautiful colors that they turn before they give up and fall. I love the colors of the fields before harvest (and may I add – I do not miss the dust of harvest that blew into my bedroom window when I lived at home with my parents).

* And most of all – vacation! Fall is about the only time of year that I feel caught up enough at work to take more than a couple of days off at a time. So even though it’s not an immediate thing – I’m going to look forward to my vacation!

In the meantime – a fond farewell to summer. Yesterday I got a sunburn – probably my last of the year. That’s okay with me. I am pretty sure it gave me a fever, so I’m not anxious for it to hang around too long. I mowed the yard – probably not for the last time, but there are likely not many mowing days ahead of me. This summer has been a good one – one of the best I’ve had in recent years. But I’m excited to welcome fall – which has the potential to be even better!

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Life - Perhaps a Return to Normal?

I told Mom yesterday that each year, I virtually lose the months of August and September because it is our busy time at work. One of our busy times, maybe I should say. One day not long ago, I sat up in bed, completely panicking that I'd missed a birthday that happened a month ago. After some hard thinking, I realized I'd not missed it - but I'd just sort of lost all the days that followed it.

But the end of business Friday hopefully marked the end of the madness. Hopefully.

Perhaps now I can sit back and enjoy life a little. Stay home, maybe? I feel like I'm forever yelling to the cats that I'm leaving (as if they care) and I'll be back later. Right now Braeya is sacked out cold on the desk next to the keyboard. She rarely leaves my sight when I'm home - probably in an attempt to remember what I look like!

But the weekend has been a good one. Last night I met Skyepuppy for the first time. When we finally left the restaurant, our very patient waiter asked if we were catching up for the first time in a while. We didn't bother to explain that it was our first meeting - but for me anyway, it just felt like catching up with a long-lost friend. Funny how you feel like you've known your blogger buddies forever!

Today I stayed home most of the day and worked hard on the house. I mowed the yard (Beat the neighbors, thankyouverymuch! Watch, they'll mow tomorrow.) and spent most of the rest of the day working on this great dining room overhaul project. I finished cleaning all the carpets so I can return the cleaner to the people who loaned it to me. I have pretty much all of the furniture moved - with the exception of a couple of things that need swapped around in the guest room, but it doesn't have to be today.

Mom found a "new" desk chair for me at the Rescue Mission. It doesn't precisely match the decor, but it also is in one piece (a plus) and the price was right! (Can't beat five bucks!) So I'm enjoying typing away NOT from a folding chair.

The last load of laundry is in the dryer, breakfast for church is assembled and awaiting its baking in the morning, and I have a headache from a sunburn I managed to acquire today. So I'm just about ready to call it a day - or rather, a night.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Kirk

Today is my nephew's birthday. I think I've blogged about him before, but I couldn't find the post where I thought I would...so I'm not sure.

I was ten when Kirk was born, and I was so excited to have a baby in the family (since I never could convince Mom and Dad to give me a younger sibling!). But at 5:30 in the morning on Sunday, September 18, 1988, our little family gathered in the waiting room at the hospital and heard words that no family ever wants to hear - the baby was gone.

We don't know why God chose to take Kirk to Heaven, but we know that's exactly where he is.

One week after her baby died, my sister sat at the front of the sanctuary where Jeff was the pastor and she talked to all the kids in the church. She wanted to make sure they knew what had happened and that it was okay to be sad or to have questions. She said to them words that still have great meaning to me today as a non-kid:

"I know it's hard for us to understand, and it's probably even harder for all of you to understand what happened. Because I can't explain why it happened. Nobody knows that. I don't understand why we couldn't keep him here and play with him like the other babies. But I want you to know that it's okay to not understand, and it's okay to be sad about it, and it's okay to cry, and it's okay to ask us questions. 'Cause we're really proud of our little boy.

"I want you to remember that Kirk is in Heaven and that Jesus is taking care of him. Someday all of us are going to see him there."

Sorry about the picture quality here - they're scans of a copy of copy...

The only time I held my nephew.

Dad and me watching my other sister hold baby Kirk.

Kirk -
[Nineteen] years ago, I held you for the first and last time. But I have never stopped missing you and wondering what life would have been like had you been able to stay.

I can't wish you back. But I can miss you lots. I'm proud to be your aunt, and I'm thankful you were one of God's special works of art - if even for just such a brief time.

Even though you'd be all grown up now,
You're still my baby boy.
My best nephew.
And I love you.

- Aunt Bekah

(from the end of his scrapbook that I put together last year on his 18th birthday.)

Sunday, September 16, 2007

More Lake Pictures

In the post below, I wrote about my trip to the lake yesterday. Here are a few of the pictures I took - not of anything in particular, but just of the scenery.




Bits for Sunday, September 16, 2007

There’s a line in a Little House on the Prairie episode that always bothered me – because I thought it was really bad theology. Not that I base my theology on the lines of television programs, of course, but I’m sure there are those who do, so such lines always make me cringe. Anyway, this line was from the episode titled The Lord is my Shepherd (threw that in there just for those who still like to pick on me for my over-knowledge of Little House episode titles). That was the episode – a two-parter, actually – where Laura’s baby brother dies, and she thinks it’s her fault. This is where the irritating theology comes in. Laura goes to the church to talk to Reverend Alden and he says to her “the closer you are to God, the more likely He is to listen.” She takes that literally and climbs a mountain (which just mysteriously appeared the prairie, you understand) and tries to get God to send back the baby and take her instead.

Yesterday that line came back to me while I sat on a pier, indulging in the sights and sounds that come only from being on the water. While I still find that statement untrue, I think perhaps the reverse of it might just have something. At least for me. The closer I am to God, the more likely I am to listen.
For the last two years, I’ve gone to this particular lake in September with the ladies’ group of a friend's church. This year, the group did another activity in lieu of the lake retreat, and by mid-August, I found myself already missing the God-connection I always get when I go away to that place. So this year, she and I went without her church group. We just picked a Saturday, loaded up my car with all sorts of random “connect with God” tools and headed for the lake.

Each year, I really try to go with an open heart, ready to hear whatever it is God wants to say to me. But this year, I didn’t even have the guidance of the speaker, the music, and the workshops. It was a wide open day, and I had no idea what God might want to do or say. But I did go ready to listen. And somehow, being out in the beauty of creation like that makes it easier for me to do so.

Yesterday was a beautiful day – the perfect blend of sun and clouds. But we’ve not gone quite this late in September before, and it was just a little bit chilly. In fact, toward the end of the day, we received some strange looks from people who walked by and saw us stretched out on lawn chairs, wearing jackets and bundled up under blankets. I suppose it did look strange. But we weren’t there for a tan. We were there to hear water lapping against the pier and hear the strange calls of birds that don’t live in our town, because we don’t have water. We were there to admire the beautiful lake homes and watch the leisurely drifting of the fishing boats, occasionally interrupted by the hurry of a speedboat.


I didn’t have an agenda other than enjoying the day. Part of the time, I just sat on a bench on the pier, wrapped up in my trusty kitten blanket, drinking coffee, eating peanut butter M&Ms and thinking that life doesn’t get much more perfect. I felt the breeze (which sometime bordered on a chilly wind) blowing across the water toward shore and I thought of the verses in Genesis when God was busy creating and the Spirit of God moved upon the waters…and I wondered if it felt anything like that. I squinted in the sun and reflected on the year that had passed since I last sat on that same bench – and realized again that God is good. In the good and the bad, He is good.


I pulled out my rather massive God-journal, and wrote, because no day is complete for me unless it includes some writing. And I love nothing more than to write in a new place – to create a memory of a day when I put pen to paper in a spot besides my desk or my bed or my couch.


Later in the day, I spread out under a tree and read verses, studying a portion of Scripture that I never remember reading before. I put the first words in a brand new journal reserved for a special occasion that I’ve decided has officially arrived, and enjoyed uninterrupted moments alone with God.

God wasn’t any more present at that lake than He would have been on my own property, but for me, there’s something special about going away with the intent of meeting with Him. There’s something wonderful about having a particular place that has never failed to bring about a special meeting with God. There’s something comforting about driving away to a remote location knowing that I will come back refreshed. Because the closer I am to God, the more likely I am to listen.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Exercise

So I've started going to the gym one night a week. I started complaining about my Bricker swing (the underarm fat that looks like a swinging door....) so Rachel from work offered to teach me to work out. I've posted about that once before. I think I've been going for about a month now, and parts of it are getting a little easier.

PARTS.

Last night I felt like Lucy in that I Love Lucy episode where she does the ballet? And she gets her foot stuck in the bar on the wall? That's about how much coordination I had last night. And of all things, Miss Rachel wanted to add to our routine. ADD, I tell you. She says "Oh let's move up one pound on the hand weights." Or "Oh let's do 15 reps instead of 10." And then "Oh, let's try this new thing. It will be good for your lower back." My lower back felt fine.

But the crowning moment was when we tried the stair stepper machine for the first time. That machine is evil. EVIL! Fifteen minutes she wanted me to do. And every 3 or 4, she wanted me to increase the resistance. Well by the height of it, when I was hanging onto the handles of the machine as though they were the tree branch above a cliff into which I was dangling, she said "You can do it, Bek!"

I glared at her and said, You are not my friend. She laughed. I continued: I think I might hate you. You're trying to kill me, aren't you? I'm telling my Mom. Oh wait. I can't cause I'll be dead. Well YOU tell her then.

She just said, "Well at least your mom has unlimited bereavement days." (Office joke is that I stress out about anybody dying because I only get four bereavement days.)

As I was clinging to that stupid machine for dear life during the last minute of my workout, I looked at her and said My hair is wet and I did not just wash it. This is not fun.

But alas, I survived, and we finished our workout on the treadmill - an activity I enjoyed much more than the evil stair stepper. She wanted me to get it rolling to a high speed and then start walking. I said, "Uh, I'll fall off. Maybe I'll start slow and work up to it." I think she just wanted to see me fall off the treadmill.

This had better cure the Bricker swing. That's all I'm saying.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Like...Another Pet Peeve

I few weeks ago, I posted about the overuse of the word "like." Yesterday I observed a second behavior that is overtaking the general human population.

SHUFFLING.

If you are over the age of 80 and want to shuffle, fine. You've earned that right. If you're injured and unable to pick up your feet, fine. You also have earned the right to shuffle.

Yesterday I walked down the sidewalk and I heard this chorus of shuffling rapidly approaching me from behind. I slowed down and this whole crew of girls filed around me, shuffling in their flip flops. I wanted to yell "PICK UP YOUR FEET!!" but I thought better of it since I was headed to the chapel to pray and that didn't seem the perfect prelude.

I don't understand it. Why shuffle? Does it really take that much more energy to pick up your feet just an inch or two?

And now I'm paranoid that I do it too and I don't realize it. I'm very conscious of my walking now.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Just Thoughtlets

Tonight I was out for a walk and as the clouds cleared from the sky, I could see the trails of planes in the sky.

What a difference six years makes.

I thought back to six years ago - as I'm sure you all did at some point today. I thought back to where I was when I first heard the news. I was at work - in a division meeting, actually -and someone from another office came in to tell us that the twin towers had collapsed. I was unaware this nation possessed twin towers and couldn't have begun to tell you where they were located. I didn't grasp the seriousness of any of it until later that morning when I accompanied a friend to the doctor's office and sat in the waiting room, watching TV while she went back into the exam room. For about two hours, I just sat and stared...and wondered what would happen next...and where.

Later that afternoon, I had a dentist appointment, so I spent more time watching TV...and more time wondering. That evening I had a show scheduled (I used to sell stamps/scrapping supplies) - and we decided to go ahead with the show despite the events of the day. I remember stopping at the gas station on the way home and paying only slightly more for gas than we currently pay for it - because every station around here freaked out and I think prices went up to around $4 a gallon.

My parents were on vacation, and I was scared that the whole country would shut down and I'd never see them again.

I watched Oprah this evening and saw some children who faced that very reality that day. Their parents weren't on vacation - but they never saw them again. They were a courageous little bunch...Oprah's guests. They laughed and cried and spoke honestly.

One of the kids said that what happened that day shaped their lives. They all became a little less kid, a little more adult, and much more grateful and determined to honor the lives of those they lost.

And though I didn't lose anyone close to me that day, I know the pain of a life lost too soon. Too unreasonably, it seemed. And those losses have shaped my life too.

My hope is that I won't forget those who passed through my life and out of it all too quickly. I want to remember them as vividly as Oprah's guests remembered their parents who died six years ago. I hope I honor them and the legacies they left behind.

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Bits for Sunday, September 9, 2007

I have to begin this by sending out a happy birthday to my Mom. I have to do that because I’m about to talk about her and she can’t be mad at me for it if I start by wishing her a happy birthday. Yesterday was the big day, actually. I think she had a good day despite the downpour that lasted…the whole day.

So I’ve discovered that one of the many things I have in common with my Mom is this tendency to allow one small idea to snowball into a project of mammoth proportions. For example…about twenty years ago, Mom decided that new kitchen linoleum would be in order. (AMEN!) And since things would be torn up anyway, maybe it would be a good time to re-stain the kitchen cabinets. And now that we’re thinking about it – the kitchen really isn’t big enough for parties and family dinners. Why not make a little four foot porch type space off the back where a long table could go? Well, if we’re going to do that, we might as well raise the floor and make it even with the kitchen just to make the best use of the space. And you know – while we’re making this mess, why not just make a whole new room?

And so the new room was born – and we call it that to this very day. Twenty years later, you can hear Mom and Dad talking about sitting in the new room.

Twenty years later, I find that the same thing has happened to me. Not a new room, but a small idea blossoming into something that takes way more time, effort, and money than I originally planned.

For me, it began a couple of Saturdays ago when my original plans were rained out and I was stuck inside the house with way too much HGTV Next Design Star swirling in my head. I stood in the living room, assessing the furniture and mulling over the prospect of rearranging said furniture. I pushed and pulled on a couple of the more-easily-moved pieces and didn’t like anything I tried.

Then I began to toy with the idea of “living” in the dining room. It’s very hard for me to think outside the box, so this took some mental exercise for me – and a couple of phone calls to Mom.

And so began the chain of events that began with a desire to relocate the couch.

* Take the air conditioner out of the window. (A three person event that ended up requiring a BBQ fork to stab and remove pieces of runaway insulation lodged between the window panes.)

* Clean out the closet under the stairs. The goal? To pitch things that haven’t worked for months and I’m not sure why they were still occupying space in my home, to send to the Rescue Mission the items that I’ve cleaned out and put back twice before, and finally, to make a place for the paint cans that were housed in the guest room closet.

* Take the space formerly occupied by the paint cans and make it the new home of spare blankets (for guests, cold nights, or movie extravaganzas).

* Take the trunk formerly occupied by blankets, move it into the guest room closet and fill it with toys for my friends’ kids to play with when they come over. The actual work has been completed to this point. So the points below are an outline for my friends and family, warning them of phone calls to come…

* Call Habitat for Bekah (a.k.a. my parents) and respectfully request their assistance in disassembling the dining room table and hauling it away to the Rescue Mission, thus clearing a gigantic spot in the dining room.

* Make a pan of fudge as a thank you to Habitat for Bekah. (P.S. – can I have the pan back from my last thank you?)

* Brave my way into the attic (fear of mice and spiders gets me every time) and haul down the small dining room table that is being stored in pieces for such a time as this. Attempt to put it together CORRECTLY. Always a challenge. Matt still laughs at me over my first attempt to assemble the table. The legs were a bit…backwards???...when I was done. BUT HEY. IT STILL WORKED.

* Find chairs to go with table. (This detail still being worked out.) Until then, just look at table and say “awww.”

* Borrow steam cleaner to clean as much carpet as is visible at this time.

* Bribe some people with muscles to help me move my buffet from its existing spot to its new home just across the room.

* Steam clean underneath the place where the buffet was until it moved.

* Bake cookies for people with muscles and owners of steam cleaner. Double cookies if muscles and cleaner come from the same household.

* Call Habitat for Bekah to see if I can borrow an extra recliner to place in newly empty corner of the dining room (coupled with a recliner I already own) as a new “sitting area.” This will remain until I eventually save up for overstuffed recliners from a more currant decade.

* Make more fudge for Habitat for Bekah. (Assuming, that is, that the pan has once again been returned.)

* Haul end tables from the master bedroom into the living room to be the new tables on either side of the couch.

* Haul short bookcase from living room and short bookcase from guest room into the master bedroom to replace the tables that were relocated to the living room.

* Haul the elliptical machine into the guest room – since I am principally opposed to exercise equipment in the bedroom.

* Rearrange the guest room for good measure.

* Move everything again because by this time, it’s Christmas and everything has to be moved to accommodate the trees.

And may I mention…did you notice the one thing that never moved?

The couch.

It’s okay. Mom never got new linoleum either. She went for carpet.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Stuff and Things

I thought I would check in with an update of randomness since I've not been very good at rambling endlessly lately. (You're welcome to those of you with tired eyes.)

* I started a new journal last night. I love opening up a brand new blank book. It makes me write a little more neatly and it makes me wonder what sorts of adventures are ahead that will fill up the pages.

* Saturday, I went shopping with my Mom and enjoyed some fantastic retail therapy. You know, I have such shopping willpower, until I shop with her. She can talk me into buying things I'd be too cheap to buy on my own. And (sigh) she's usually right. One time a couple of years ago, she talked me into buying a twenty some dollar skirt. I never spend that much on a skirt. Or a shirt. Or any other single item of clothing. But she insisted I'd get much good use out of it, so I broke down and bought the skirt. It's one of my favorites. Wear it all the time. This time she talked me into $22 shoes. And already I can tell they'll be a staple worth the money.

* School has started again. It's kind of nice to have life about the campus again. It's nice to run into people I've not seen for a while and hear how things went for them over the summer. It's been a very busy couple of weeks here at work as we've been working valiantly to get everything done promptly, but it's been good.

* I don't think I said this before, but I've decided to overhaul my dining room. Right now it's more of a "formal dining space" with a big table and a buffet and all that. But I don't really have big groups of people over, and other than scrap fests, my entire table is rarely used. So a couple of weekends ago when I was stuck at home while it poured outside, I was bitten with the bug that makes me redo a room. I've been scheming and planning ever since. This week I started the first phase of the overhaul, which was to remove a really old air conditioner that I wasn't using anymore. The next phase is to remove the table. That means I'll have to buy a real desk chair so that the dining room chair that I'm using for a desk chair can go away with the table.

* Anyone else out there gearing up for a new season of TV? I said a fond farewell to Army Wives last week - and here in a week or so, the current season of HGTV's Next Design Star will conclude. Then I can get back to the normal set of shows. I must make a list of what will comprise my must-see TV this year.

Well I think that's all for now. Happy Wednesday!

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Bits for Sunday, September 2, 2007

My life is nothing if not comical. Some of you have already heard this story, so for the repeat, I apologize. But for the rest of you, well, I hope you get a good laugh!

This past Tuesday, I had an appointment to get my hair overhauled: cut/thinned/shaped/dyed – the whole deal. I wanted to start off the school year not looking like a senior citizen in training.


So after work, I donned the famous purple “hair shirt” and drove to my appointment. At the end of the hair overhaul, she also shaped up my eyebrows a little bit. As I prepared to leave, she told me I still had some wax in my left eyebrow and I’d need to go home and massage my eyebrow with a soapy washcloth to get the rest of the wax out. No problem. I drove home with my waxy eyebrow and prepared to face my evening.



As I tell you this next part, please know that I am not a bad housekeeper. I clean every week, but even the cleanest house occasionally gets an issue, right? Well, this week, my issue was the appearance of at least one flea. My cats are indoor cats all the time, so I know they didn’t start it. And I had carefully combed through their fur and found no trace of fleas. But somewhere a flea got in. And all it takes is one. That one flea, so small it can never be found, will bite me until I look like I have chicken pox. It’s ridiculous. It’s probably been five years since a flea has taken up residence in this house, but of course it picked this week to return.

So my plan, after coming home from my hair overhaul, was to find that stupid flea and kill it. I was convinced that it was upstairs, so my plan was to wash all the bedding, give the cats a flea bath (just in case) and then use the flea fogger overnight to fumigate the upstairs. I came home, with my freshly cut hair randomly sticking to my waxy eyebrow, pulled all the sheets off the bed, and threw them in the washer. I retrieved the flea bath bottle from the closet and cornered Braeya. That went well. I got the flea bath, and she ran away, her back resembling a drowned rat. The attempt with Kaegan didn’t go much better – and all the while, my hair kept sticking to the wax every time I bent over.

The washer cycle ended, so I stopped to move the sheets into the dryer. Sounds simple, doesn’t it?

Not when the top sheet is stuck underneath the agitator. That sucker was not moving. I pushed and pulled and tugged and rested and started all over again. My agitator has threatened to eat clothing before, but usually I can pull it out. Not this time. I tried to see if I could figure out how to remove the agitator, but I couldn’t get anything to budge.

Did I mention this is my only set of sheets that fits my bed?

I laughed. What else could I do? I mean I had a waxy eyebrow, residual flea bath still on my arms, and then my sheets firmly lodged in my washer.

Resigning myself to a night on the couch, I headed to the computer to catch up on life online. I perched on the wooden folding chair that serves as my desk chair (since I’m too cheap to spring for a real one) while chatting online, sending emails, and catching up on blogs. I didn’t move, I didn’t lean over, I didn’t shift in any way. But the next thing I knew, I was on the floor with the back of my head cracking into the hardwood and my toe slicing against something (the nearest I can figure is that it caught the metal strip on my keyboard tray).

My chair broke.

No creaking. No wobbling. No warning. Just BOOM – gone. I sat up, reached up to the keyboard tray and resumed my chatting. What else could I do?

After that, I decided to take care of the waxy eyebrow because I did not need one more mishap. I also made the executive decision to not run the fogger overnight – just in case it would in some way poison the air for the cats and me. That’s all I needed. Paramedics showing up to find a dead girl with a semi-waxy eyebrow, a busted chair, and sheets wrapped up in the agitator – and two cats strewn throughout the house.
The story has a happy ending, though. My hair is no longer gray. My sweet parents came over late Wednesday evening and Dad took apart the insides of the washer to save my sheets. (They were completely sucked up into the agitator AND stuck in whatever is underneath the agitator.)

I used the fogger while I was at work on Wednesday and I think it successfully killed the offending flea. And for now, while at the computer, I’m hanging out on a dining room chair – hoping for the best each time I sit down.

Here’s to hoping the week to come is slightly less eventful!