How can this be? This is one of the great only-Bekah events of my life. How has it never made the blog? Well it's fixin' to make it right now.
I call this tale
Bekah Gets Her Ears Pierced. Pierced. Pierced.
The summer after college, I was a bridesmaid in Christina's wedding. I was exceedingly sad that I lacked pierced ears, because I couldn't participate with the standard wedding jewelry.
So...when my friend Amy asked me to be in
her wedding...I set out on mission: pierce ears.
I decided I did not want to go to a kiosk in the mall for this adventure because if I passed out (a chronic fear of mine), everyone would see. I found out one of the salons tucked wayyyyyyyyy in the back of the mall pierced ears, so I walked in with much fear and trepidation and declared I was there for an ear piercing.
I requested the smallest possible studs because I was so scared about the whole thing. The gum chomping overgrown teenager about to punch holes in my head grabbed a pair of earrings, asked if they were small enough (yes), and got to punching.
Amazingly enough, I did
not pass out, and I left with two itty bitty earrings resting on top of my red earlobes, and a bottle of antiseptic in my purse. (I paid for it. Of course.)
Dutifully, multiple times a day, I twisted my earrings and swabbed my ears with antiseptic. I was an OCD, rule following, newly pierced textbook study.
Then one morning, I woke up and noticed my ear hurt. I figured I'd slept wrong. I went into the bathroom and looked in the mirror, and my earring was
gone. WHAT! I grabbed my ear (OUCH!) and felt it...
inside my ear!
While I slept, the stud had retreated into my earlobe and my ear closed over it! I know. I'm shivering just writing it! I messed with it so it reappeared, went about my twisting and swabbing duties and went through my day. Multiple times that day I had to retrieve the earring(s) - yes, both of them started to disappear - and by the end of the day, both ears throbbed.
I went to my on-again, off-again boyfriend's house and pulled my hair back so he could look at my ears. He shook his head and said, "Rebekah, they look like they're getting infected. You have to take the earrings out."
I protested. I'd been so nervous about the piercing, I'd waited until EXACTLY six weeks before Amy's wedding to get them pierced in the first place. Starting over now meant missing ANOTHER wedding with pierced ears. But he was firm. (And he was right. ICK! I hate that!)
My ears hurt so much, I couldn't bear to touch them, so I asked him if he would take the earrings out for me. (He probably wished, in that moment, we were in an off-again stage.) He tried to take them out but couldn't grasp the tiny stud. So he went for the toolbox (yes, my eyes were about the size of dinner plates) and got his
pliers. With much effort on his part and many tears on mine, he (as gently as possible) got the earrings out.
I had to wait until my ears healed (which was, of course, after the wedding), and once they did, he said very sternly, "You go back to that place, tell them what happened, and tell them they
will redo this for you. FOR FREE. And if they don't,
I'll go talk to them."
They didn't want that. Of this I was sure. So I mustered courage I didn't have and tiptoed back into the salon in the corner of the mall.
Ahem. Excuse me. Sorry to bother...I pulled out a baggie containing the mini-earrings and explained what happened. The girl took the bag and said, "Well no wonder that happened. These are studs for babies." (Good grief.) We picked out the smallest of the ADULT size earrings and back into the chair I went. She marked my ears, I gripped the chair, and punchety punch punch! Two holes...and out the door I went.
I proudly showed the on-again, off-again, who said, "Um...this one here on the left. Does it look funny to you?"
YES, BUT WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT OUT LOUD!
She had punched the holes pretty low on the lobe and apparently she got her angle wrong when she went in with the gun and the back of the earring was almost coming out the bottom of my ear.
I asked him if he thought I could get away with it. He raised one eyebrow. "This is for LIFE. You can't do that. They have to come out."
Are you KIDDING me? I was not about to do this again! But (again...ICK!) I knew he was right. So I compromised and took out the bad earring, leaving in the good one. For six weeks, I carefully hid my one earring under my hair and waited for the other ear to heal.
That time I declared I did not care WHERE I passed out or WHO saw it. I was
not going back to that salon. With a friend in tow, I marched straight to the center of the mall, explained the whole story to the kiosk lady and asked for a piercing.
Sure! But I had to buy a full set of two earrings. WHAT! Now I know people get one ear pierced all the time. What do you mean I have to buy a set? But all fight was gone from me, so I forked over the money for the set of earrings, got my fresh little ear punch and...
...five holes later I had one set of single-pierced ears.
I know. I know. If God wanted me to have holes in my head, He would have put them there.