I've learned many things over the past month. I'm not sure any of it could get me through a round of Jeopardy, but I did learn. And among the things that found their way into my noggin, I present:
1. Not all star cookie cutters are created equal.
Back at the first of the month, I made star shaped sugar cookies and frosted them in red, white, and blue, and then arranged them on a sheet in the shape of a flag...for Ryan's work carry-in. I used my mom's old star cookie cutter that I inherited somewhere along the way, and I learned that the skinny little star spindles are next to impossible to smoothly scrape off the counter. I promptly hopped online to find a star cookie cutter with fat little arms for future use.
2. I don't know what the parts of a star are called.
Those pointy things that stick out from a star. What are they? Arms? Spindles? Points? Limbs? Rays? Branches? Do they even have a name? My internet research indicated that aside from talking about a starfish, there doesn't actually appear to be a universally recognized term.
3. Dry erase tape is a thing.
Did you know this? I saw it on Pinterest! Rolls of tape that you can write on like a dry erase board. STOP. EVERYTHING. I love it.
4. Red Robin got its name...
...because the owner of the original restaurant liked to sing "when the red, red robin comes bob, bob, bobbin' along." Apparently the original restaurant started as a tavern named after the owner (Sam) but he added the Red Robin part because of the song. When they began franchising it, they dropped his name and just called it Red Robin.
5. The curly girl method of hair care...ever heard of it?
I follow an Instagrammer who started talking about trying the curly girl method on her hair. I had never heard of it, so I did some research and learned it isn't new, but it's still new to me. It's for people who have some curl or wave to their hair and is a process of changing how you wash and condition to bring out the curl and make your hair healthier overall. I don't have curl, but I do have a decent wave to my hair. I've considered toying with it just to see. The Instagrammer (who, granted, has curlier hair than I do) had some pretty impressive results.
6. There are some really beautiful spots right here in our own county.
Ryan and I drove down some back roads of our very own county this month, on our way to our friend Brent's concert. We had NO idea some of those really beautiful spots even existed right here in our own county. Who knew? Also. WHY DIDN'T I TAKE A PICTURE OF ANY OF THEM?
7. There is such a thing as a sweat index.
Like a heat index? But a sweat index. Ryan read about it during the crazy heat wave a few days ago. I told him I'm not sure what all the specifications are for it, but my personal sweat index is always at 100%.
8. Genuflect is not a person.
Ryan's boss was talking to us about The Lion King and said something about the word genuflect being in that movie. I don't know the movie very well (I've seen it several times, but it's been a while and isn't my favorite movie) so I had no idea what he was talking about. He brought it up again the next time we talked, and all of the sudden, I remembered that word being in one of the songs in Aladdin. "Genuflect, show some respect, down one knee." My entire life, I thought Genuflect was a person in the movie, and the genie was yelling at him to show some respect. And this month, I learned that the word genuflect means to get down on one knee to show respect. You know. Like the line right after it in the movie flat out says.
9. You can buy disposable bags to pee in.
I thought about shouting out to the person who taught me this, but I'm not sure she wants public recognition. She posted about it on Instagram...how she sent her husband to the store to buy barf bags for their upcoming family vacation. Mountains + kids = potential sickness. He and the store employee couldn't find any, but they did find some disposable bags for men to pee in when out and about, so he came home with those. I hunted online (and already dread how this is going to affect my based-on-recent-search suggestions) and discovered you can get sort of a one size fits all version. I'm not gonna lie: these would be so handy when we're out and about and there are NO options for a bathrooms. And for me, NO options include port-a-potties. I can't handle them.
10. I might be a tropical storm this season.
My mother says it's typecasting. No comment. Not being a lover of storms, I am not sure I want this to come to pass, BUT, Ryan did get to be a winter storm earlier this year, so it feels kind of fitting that I should get to be a storm if HE got to be a storm.
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